Non Veg Shayari By Jhandu Shayar With Lyrics

Non Veg Shayari for Friend 

Dosto Kahani Kuch Aisi Thi Ke Shayar Sahab Ne Naya Kurta Silaya Tha Tabhi Unka Ek Dost Aaya Or Unka Kurta Fad Diya shayar Kafi Bhadak Gya Or isi Bhadkile Andaz Me Shayar Farmane Laga

Hasta Kya Hai Zalim Mere Kurte Ko Fad KarR

 RakhLe Mera Saman Hatheli Pe Kadh Kar

Ladka Thoda Sharminda Ho Gaya Or Vo Shayar Se Kehne Laga Ke Shayar Sahab Maafi Dedo Ye Maine Bohot Badi Chutiyapanti Kardi To Shayar Sahab Lage Farmane

is Chutiyapanti Ka Kuch Aisa Sabut Do

Apne Hi Ghar ki Char Deewari Pe Mut Do

Beta Sharab Cheej Hai Aisi Jaha Mile

Muh Se Lagao Peg Or Jhatke Se Sut Do

Gusse Me Na Chabo Miya Yu Pan Masale

Mujhko Yahi Dar Hai Kahi  Muh Pe Na Thuk Do

Ladka Shayari Sunkar Khush Bhi Hua Or Udas Bhi Uske Dimag Me Aaya Kyo Na Mai Bhi Shayar Ko Jawab Me Ek Do Sher Suna Du To Ladka Arz Karne Laga

Karte Rahe Khilwad Meri Gotiyo Ke Sath

Hota Raha Illaj Jadi Butiyo Ke

Jo Log kiya karte the bekar Ki Baaten

Hum Hath Mila Baithe Uthi Muthiyo Ke Sath

Shayar Ki Besti Ho Gayi Ab Shayar Chup Nahi Rehne Wala Tha Bina Soche Samanjhe Ek Ghazal Pesh Kardi 

Hukam Karunga To Tum Kya Tum Hukam Utha Loge

Mere Kahe Se Kya Tum Apna Lan@ Hila Loge

Sikha Rahe Ho Hume Sher Or Shayri Ka Hunar

Kya Apne Jha*t Ke Balo ko bhi  Rangva  Loge

Mai Janta Hu Harkate Tumhari Kaisi Hein

Jaha Bhi Jaunga Tum Sath Mere Aa Loge

Non Veg Shayari Part 2

Dosto Gunaah Har Kisi se Hota Hai

Lekin Humare Shayar Sahab Ne Koi gunah Nahi Kiya Tha

Phir Bhi Log Unhe Suli Par Latka Rahe The

To Shayar Sahab Farmane Lage

Kismat Ki Gaan Phat Gayi Anjaane Me

Lora Bhi Kat Ke Gir Gya Sehlane Me

Log Thode Sant Ho Gye Vo Chahate The Ke is Shayar Ko Ek moka Or Diya Jaaye

Shayar Alfaz Rakne Laga

Tabah Kardo Hume Ya Mita Do Humari Hasti

Hum Muth Phir Bhi Marenge Rajai Mehngi Ho Ya Sasti

Log Kafi Bhadak Gye or Shayar ko galiyan dene lge

Koi kehte ki is madar chod ko fasi do

To koi kehta nanga karke chorahe par ulta tang do 

Shayar Sochne Lga Ke Ab To Jaan Bachegi Nhi 

Kyu Na Ek Do Shayari Or Farma Du

Shayar Arz Karne Laga

Bahan Ke lavdo Ye Batlao Kon Sa Aata Khate Ho

Ek Begunaah Shayar Ko Tum Suli Par Latkate Ho

Logo par Shayar ki baat ka koi asar hi nahi pada

To Shayar ek bar phir se logo ko Manane ki Kosic Karne Laga

Aapke Shahar Me Khushiya Tamam Kar Dunga

Mai Tumhe Muft Me Tatt (A) Bhi Daan Kar Dunga

Log Sochne Par Majboor Ho Gye

Or Shayar Se Kehne Lage

Hum Aapko Chod Rahe Hein

Magar Shahar Me Khushhali Laane Ki Zimmedari Aapki Hai

To Shayar Kafi Khush Hua

Logo se Kuch door jane ke baad Shayar Farmane Lga

Zindagi De Gayi Tohfe Hume Judai Ke

Khuwaab Tak Bhi Nahi Aate Hein Ab Chu da yi Ke

Tabhi Ek Jawan Londa Utha Or Kehne Laga

Hey Shayar Mai Apni Wife Se Bada Hi Paresan Hu Kya Karu

Shayar Sahab Farmane Lage

Kisi Se Lambi Mulaqat Karne Mat Dena

Use Padoshiyo Se Bat Karne Mat Dena

Vo Londa Sochne Laga Ye Shayar To Chutiya Hai

Or Shayar Se Agle Hi Pal Ek Naya Sawal Kar Baitha

Janab Aap Kya Kam Karte Ho

Shayar Sahab Farmane

Kaam Aati Hein Adayen Bazigaro Ki

kaam Aati Hein Adayen Bazigaro Ki

Or Gand Mar Li Jati Hai Karigaro Ki

Ladka Shayar Ko Galiyan Dene Laga

Abe Chutiye Kisi baat Ka Jawab Sahi Bhi Diya kar

To Shayar ne is baat Par ,bhi Ek Shayari Keh Daali

Chutiya Saks miya Chalbaaz Kya Hoga

Bavli Gand Ka Sasta illaj Kya Hoga

Jo Saks Chedta Rehta Gotiyan Apni

Uski Nazro Me Ye Duniya Samanjh Kya Hoga

Zara si Baat Pe Jo Gand Fad Sakta Hai

Janab Sochiye Uska Mijaj Kya Hoga

Next Non-Veg Funny Shayari 

Jab Shayar Ke Kile Par Gaddaro Ne Halma Kar Diya To

Shayar Ne Apni Saina Ko Shayari Ke Jariye Majboot Banaya

Ke

Tukdiyan Bhosdi Walo Ki Tum Ukhadte Chalo

Sainiko Aao Dushmano Ki Gand Fadte Chalo

 

Lekin Shayar Ki Saina Ek Pal Na Tik Paayi Shayar ko Qaid Karke Tai Khane Me Daal Diya

Tai Khane Me Ek Or Qaidi Tha 

Or Shayar Se Kehne Laga Are Tumari Ye Halat Kaise Hui

To Shayar Sahab Farmane Lage

Kuch Amiro Me To Kuch Garibo Me Baat Diye

Dushmano Ne Mere Dono Tatte Kaat Diye

Vo Qaidi Kehne Laga Are Kaat Gaye To Koi Baat Nahi 

Hum Aapas Me Baat Kar Lenge

To Shayar Sahab Arz Karne Lage

Tumse Ji Bhar Ke Meri Baat Hoti Jaayegi

Zindagi ji Teji Ab Jhat Hoti Jaayegi 

Jhandu Non Veg Patther Par Shayari 

Dosto Shayar Patthar Pe Baitha Hua Samandar Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha

Mehbuba Ka intzar Krte Karte Ghanto Ho Gye

Tabhi Shayar ka Dost Aaya or Shayar Se Kehne Lga

Abhi Tak Bhi Teri Dilruba Nahi Aayi

Kahin or Mrwa Rahi Hai Kya

Shayar Arz Karne Laga

Be Khudi Be Basi Or Be Rukhi Ka Kya Hoga

Mai Chla Jau To Us Gnd Mri Ka Kya Hoga

Jisko Har Koi Fuck You Bastard Kehta Ho

Us Se Jada Bura Koi Bhosdi Ka Kya Hoga

Dost Ki Ankho Me Aasu Aagye Or Vo Kehne Laga

Yaar Bhula Do Usko Jaha Jaaye Jane Do 

Shayar Bhi Thoda Bhavuk Ho Gya

Larazte Hotho Par Ek Sher Aagya

Baat Karne Me Bhi Kuch Be Wafa Si Lagti Hai

Ghane Singar Me Bhi Chutiya Si Lagti Hai

 

Uski Harkat Bhi Ho Gayin Hein Ab Parayo Si

Uski Surat Bhi Ab To Bad Hawasi Lagti Hai

Dosto Ye Shayari Mehbuba Ne Sun li or 
Shayar ke Samne Aakar Use Galiyan Bakne Lagi
Bahan Ke Lode Kutte Tu Meri Bejti Kar Raha Hai
Shayar Dar Gya
or Farmane Laga

Latka Hua Hathiyar  Hilaya Bhi Na Gaya
Tumse To Kabhi Waqt Pe Aaya Bhi Na Gaya

Duniya Se Chal Basa Mai Mera Dum Nikal Gaya
Tumse To Baal Ae Gand Dikhaya Bhi Na Gaya
Ladki Rone Lagi Or Waha Se Bhag Gayi

Tabhi Shayar Dost Kehne Laga
Janab Ye Baal Ae Gand Kya Hota Hai

Shayar Arz Karne Laga

Gand Ka Baal Kahu Chahe Baal Ke Gand Kahu
Aaj Directly Babu Ko Fuc@@k You Rand Kahu

Vo Apne Aap  Kehni Lagi Hai Mard Yaro
Mai Uske Seb Santro Ko Kaise Aand Kahu

Khuwahise Bas Yahi Baaki Hein Ab Do Char Yaaro
Mai Usko Bewafa Kehkar  Bavli Gand Kahu

Dost Kehne Laga Sab Samanjh Gya Shayar Shab
Ab Bas Aap Dukhi Mt Ho 
Hum Ye Shahar Chod Denge
Shayar Ne Shahar Chod Diya Or
Apni Dilruba Ko Bhi,, 
To Be Continued